WORLD PREMIERE | COMEDY

Written by Steve Ross
Directed by Sheila McCarthy

Summer Season
July 29th – August 9th 2026
Opening July 31st

Cast and full creative team will be announced soon.

Four youngsters. All under the age of eight. All with genius IQs.  Enter a substitute teacher in over his head. What could possibly go wrong?

“I was asked to write a children’s play and wondered what would happen if it wasn’t for children, but about them.” – Steve Ross Don’t miss the world premiere of Steve Ross’s new play – the smash hit of our 2025 reading series!

Cost: Previews $31.64, Arts Worker or under 29 $26.89
Regular Performance $41.25, Arts Worker or under 29 $35.88

Purchase tickets here!